How Malaysian Are You? From Lin Peh

I remembered last year near to the Aug 31, I took part in online quiz on Kenny Sia's website questioning how Malaysian am I and I was "found" to be as Malaysian as Michelle Yeoh.

See the following:
How Malaysian Am I? Part 2 : http://atanck.blogspot.com/2006/08/how-malaysian-am-i-part-2.html
and
How Malaysian Am I? : http://atanck.blogspot.com/2006/08/how-malaysian-am-i.html

Now, I found another one and since the owner of the blog mentioned that there's no kopiright wan... I copy and pasted here. Feel free to try and gauge ur Malaysian-ness.

Of course, do visit the blog here :
Owner : linpeh (is he/she from Johor...cox linpe is sooooo Singaporean)
Name of Blog : Tok 3 Tok 4 (now... is he/she Hakka/Cantonese? nice name anyway)
However, please note that the blog may contain some vulgar language or offensive pics to certain party.

How Malaysian Are You ?
If you want to know how stupid you are, go take the IQ test.
If you want to know how Emo you are, go take EQ test.
However, if you want to know how Malaysian you are, please take the following MQ test developed by Lin Peh without any kopiright wan!

The test is very simple one. Just answer the following questions and add up you score:

1. When waiting for lift:
A) You press the up button when you want to go up and down button if you want go go down (1 point)
B) You press the up button when you want to go down and down button if you want go go up (5 points)
C) You press both the buttons regardless whether you want to go up or down (10 points)

2. When the lift arrive:
A) You make sure eveyone come out already before you enter (1 point)
B) You see some peeple come out already only you enter (5 points)
C) You no fuck got peeple no peeple come out, you just bulldozer your way in like Maradona wallop the Engrand defenders.

3. On the street:
A) You walk fast fast and drive also fast fast fast (1 point)
B) You walk slow slow and drive also slow slow (5 points)
C) You walk like turtle like that but drive like Formula 1 (10 points)

4. When riding a bike:
A) You ride alone (1 point)
B) You have ONE passenger at the backseat (5 points)
C) You have your entire fucking village on your backseat like circus like that and a whole reban of ayam in the small metal basket in front, I might add(10 points)

5. Which side of the road do you drive:
A) Left (1 point)
B) Right (5 points)
C) Either side depend on what I like or maybe doing some zigzag (10 points)

6. You think Washington is:
A) Name of a president (1 point)
B) Name of a city (5 points)
C) Name of Apple (10 points)

7. You think someone with a "bin" in his name is:
A) A Terrorist (1 point)
B) A Rocker (5 points)
C) Own 30% of everything under the sky (10 points)

8. You know Mawi as:
A) Name of a place in Hawaii (1 point)
B) Name of a tribe in New Zealand (5 points)
C) Name of a rock star hahahahahahaha, maybe THE OWNER OF MAMEE MEE??? (10 points)

9. On Education:
A) You failed everything and cannot get a job (1 point)
B) You pass some, fail some and cannot get a job (5 points)
C) You scored all A and cannot get a job (10 points)

10. On Politics:
A) You love your gaoment and you vote for them ( Minus 10 points)
B) You fuck your gaoment and you vote the opposition (5 points)
C) You fuck your gaoment but still vote for them (10 points)

Please add up you score and check the following:
10 to 50 points - You don't belong to Malaysia. You shall be deported !
51 to 99 points - With some training, you can be a good Malaysian. You shall be awarded PR status.
100 points - MALAYSIA BOLEH !